As if my kids weren't fixated enough on the Crack/LSD otherwise known as Yo! Gabba Gabba,
Nickelodeon would like to proudly introduce The Jump Arounds.
This mind-numbing, coma inducing song-and-dance group a-la High School Musical, but kinda younger and 14 times creepier, is taking over our children (well, my children) faster than Swine Flu on a pig farm in a rural Mexican town.
I don't GET IT. It's JUST choreographed singing and dancing with
kinda gay "well dressed" (i.e. - matching) guys and girls who sound 30, look 20 and dress like they are 12. What happened to kids loving cartoons and puppets? Isn't Hannah Montana enough?
Why can't they just stick to whatever brand of LSD they use to make my kids stop! dead! still! to watch
Yo! Crappa Crappa Yo! Gabba Gabba. THAT, although I hate it, can deal with - they are puppets with poorly animated (ON PURPOSE, I don't get it... really) segways.
So, thanks Nick. Can't we go back to the ice cream man being the drug dealer? I'm thinking that was just as effective in KILLING MY KIDS BRAINS, and ... a heckavalot better on my nerves.