And THIS is what I make time for?

Chase is half-awake and will soon be begging for some mommy time. Conner just went down for his nap (thank you JESUS!). I've got a million and 1/2 things to do... but I chose to read about a 35-year-old woman who hasn't removed herself from her boyfriend's toilet seat in over 2 years. That's right. Oh, but at least he's been bringing her food and water.
Seriously, I've got issues ... but at least they aren't as big as hers.